1 |
Loose boots — or loose laces — mean lack of control when skiing. |
YES |
2 |
Tight boots mean blisters, cramp, & cold feet (due to restricted circulation). |
YES |
3 |
In the snow, you can get sunburnt from above & below, so you have apply sun cream up your nose. |
YES |
4 |
Handling snow soaks your gloves & makes your hands cold. |
YES |
5 |
Being hit in the face with a hard snowball is like being hit with a shard of glass. |
YES |
6 |
“Angel dives” into soft snow are dangerous because you don’t know what is under the snow. |
YES |
7 |
Eating yellow snow is bad karma. |
YES |
8 |
Tobogganing on japarahs, plastic sheets & even toboggans can damage your spine. |
YES |
9 |
Smoking/drinking alcohol keeps you warmer by raising the temperature of your extremities. |
NO |
10 |
In Australia, we keep left on roads & we keep left on ski trails. |
YES |
11 |
You can regulate body heat by a) adjusting layers & b) going either slower or faster. |
YES |
12 |
It is better to fall on your bum than your face, knees, hand or elbow. (FALL TO ONE SIDE.) |
YES |
13 |
Black runs are the best fun for beginners, especially when they are icy. |
NO |
14 |
Skiing into a tree at 100mph is an effective way to stop. (NOT RECOMMENDED.) |
YES |
15 |
Trying to brake with your poles out in front is a good way to dislocate your shoulders. |
YES |
16 |
Poles were designed to push you along, not digging, flicking snow or sword fighting. |
YES |
17 |
Pole tips tucked under your arms, when going downhill, can take out someone’s eye. |
YES |
18 |
If you are about to fall, you should wave your poles in the air in a totally uncool pole dance. |
NO |
19 |
Not putting hands through pole straps means losing poles when you fall over. |
YES |
20 |
Wide bases of support & a low centre of gravity are the keys to balancing. |
YES |
21 |
Skiing in control means skiing slow enough to turn or stop. |
YES |
22 |
It is important to get as much “air” whenever you can. |
NO |
23 |
If you fall over on a trail, it is best to take your time getting out of the way of other skiers. |
NO |
24 |
Always give way to skiers coming down from above. |
YES |
25 |
The sign for danger is crossed skis. |
YES |
26 |
It is bad karma to rest under snow-laden snowgums on a sunny day. |
YES |
27 |
Anyone injured needs to be sheltered from the weather & insulated from the snow. |
YES |
28 |
If you are caught out overnight, digging a snow trench could save your life. |
YES |
29 |
Mountain weather is very changeable. |
YES |
30 |
Wind speed tends to be greater at altitude because there is less friction. |
YES |
31 |
Summits are exposed to high wind & should be avoided in bad weather. |
YES |
32 |
Total whiteouts are a good opportunity to sneak off for a smoke. |
NO |
33 |
You always need to allow heaps of time to get back to the car park. |
YES |
34 |
It is harder for beginners to go down a mountain than up a mountain. |
YES |
35 |
If you lose your Raybans or Gucci gloves, don’t worry: your folks will buy you heaps more. |
maybe |

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